I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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