After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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