Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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