I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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