Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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