I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dignity is for republicans.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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