Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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