His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
