fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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