windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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