this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You pole danced in your parka.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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