We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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