you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.