i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Your topless pictures make me question reality
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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