Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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