Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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