Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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