my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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