Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I need a beard to bite.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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