We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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