I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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