Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
