Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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