butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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