What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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