he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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