If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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