I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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