I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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