Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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