I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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