I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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