Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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