GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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