Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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