I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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