So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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