You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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