Can Purell be used as lube?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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