Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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