we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Randomize
