Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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