You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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