"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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