yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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