He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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