have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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