hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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