Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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