we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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