This girl is more easily done than said...
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
