The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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