We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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