Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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