I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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